March 2012
inothernews:
I hope Rick Santorum wakes from nightmares where he thinks he’s Chekov’s ear in that extreme closeup from Star Trek II where the Ceti eels emerge.
inothernews:
I hope Rick Santorum gets three hour and 59-minute erections from using Viagra and thus can’t call a doctor for help.
“I don’t wanna sleep
and possibly see you in my dream
there’s no...”
– Lily Rodgers
Not Enough Love, Too Many Cigarettes.
February 2012
“I like those fancy raincoats you bought. Really sprung for the big bucks.”
– Republican presidential candidate MITT ROMNEY, apparently unimpressed with the rain protection gear of choice worn by NASCAR fans at Monday’s Daytona 500.
He’s gone from gaffe-prone to outright dickish.
(New York Times via Wonkette)
What a fucking dick!
“I didn’t want to kiss you goodbye — that was the trouble — I wanted to kiss you...”
– Ernest Hemingway (via trippyskippy
)
